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[rippa]

Granted, but those aren't the crabs you wanted to find...

I wish that no one would corrupt my wish.

[DyingTolerance]

Granted, I'll hug you instead!

I wish Matty wasn't so witty.

[rippa]

Granted, I'm now plain, boring, and simple.

I wish that I was witty again.

[DyingTolerance]

Granted, but you're only witty when I want you to be.

I wish I was cool.

[rippa]

Granted, but by cool, I mean body temperature. You now live in an air conditioned igloo, up north.

I wish I had more knowledge on random aspects of everything.

[DyingTolerance]

Granted, but no one likes you 'cause you're a smartass.

I wish I had more productive thins to do with my time.

[rippa]

Granted, you are now overworked, and have too much to do to the point that it drives you literally insane, and you wind up in an institution for your entire life.

I wish I could find lyrics for anything by The Hope And The Failure.

[DyingTolerance]

Granted, but the lyrics suck.

I wish my room was cleaner.

[rippa]

But the lyrics (that I can hear clearly) are AMAZING!!!

Granted, because your house burned to the ground.

I wish I was warmer.

[Sunshine Bunny]

granted but you are now on fire

I wish Kai-kitten could talk

[DeAgon]

wish granted, but your stone deaf........

i wish i was 6' tall

[Enemy]

Granted. You're still a fag though.

I wish the Zendikar stocks are available here.

[Arctic Fox]

Granted, you buy them all, but they're stolen the next day.

I wish Kira would stop killing celebrities. O.o

[Enemy]

Who the fuck would steal playing cards?

[Arctic Fox]

Card bandit?
...This is a game.

I wish I could fly.

[DeAgon]

wish granted,

but your now a witch with a long pimply nose

[Arctic Fox]

Yay!

I wish you had made a wish.

[DeAgon]

oooops

wish i was a girl!!!!!!!!!

[Arctic Fox]

Granted. But you have to go through pregnancy.

I wish I didn't have to do all my homework tonight.

[Dynamite]

granted, but then youd have to doo ALL my hws

I wish I didnt have to take exams!! -.-