wish granted............you are now a pigmy in darkest africa
wish i could speak chinese
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Corrupt A Wish!
Started by Dynamite, Nov 03 2009 05:06 PM
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listening to the wind !
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 07:46 PM
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:06 PM
granted, but then you forget how to speak english,
I wish I had wings so I could fly
I wish I had wings so I could fly
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:09 PM
wish granted, now your a mosquito.......
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:27 PM
again i did it.......
wish i was a prince......
wish i was a prince......
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If I'm not being awesome, something's probably wrong.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 01:53 AM
Granted, but you're ass-ugly.
I wish I could read minds.
I wish I could read minds.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:07 AM
granted but no one ever says anything nice about you. Ever. And you cannot stop reading minds
I wish I lived in Quahog, Rhode Island.
I wish I lived in Quahog, Rhode Island.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:22 AM
Granted, but no one knows how to pronounce that, and no one ever visits you. Ever.
I wish I could have another brownie.
I wish I could have another brownie.
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I am not drunk, nor am I a Klondike bar, ma'am.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:55 AM
Granted, but the brownie makes you sick.
I wish I could start stuff on fire, with my mind.
I wish I could start stuff on fire, with my mind.
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If I'm not being awesome, something's probably wrong.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:55 AM
Granted, but the frist thing you set on fire is your brain.
I wish school would be cancelled tomorrow.
I wish school would be cancelled tomorrow.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:03 AM
granted, but then youd have to go back to school on saturday!!
I wish I could speak german!!
I wish I could speak german!!
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:37 PM
granted but all German speaking people die before you can utter your first word in German
I wish that someone created a cure for AIDS
I wish that someone created a cure for AIDS
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:30 PM
wish granted....but the side effect is that you grow breasts
wish could be invisible
wish could be invisible
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I am not drunk, nor am I a Klondike bar, ma'am.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:47 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks you died, and they sell all your stuff.
I wish I was in a famous fail-band.
I wish I was in a famous fail-band.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:50 PM
granted but it's Brokencyde and you win lots and lots of Grammy's and make everyone forget what "real" screamo is.
I wish I was in a Crab-core band.
I wish I was in a Crab-core band.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:08 AM
Granted, but the crabs are in the core of some place they shouldn't be.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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If I'm not being awesome, something's probably wrong.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 05:29 AM
Granted, but you'd have to spend all those extra hours working your ass off.
I wish for world peace!
I wish for world peace!
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I am not drunk, nor am I a Klondike bar, ma'am.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 06:46 AM
Granted, every living being dies, no more fighting.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:08 AM
Granted. I have no idea what that is but sharks are cool. And by cool, I meant "they're fucking eating you and everyone else ever associated to you."
I wish I were a paladin.
I wish I were a paladin.
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The ghost of Christmas past...
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 09:40 AM
Granted, but in Age of Empires II, Paladins get owned by archers teehee
I wish my school principal would be killed in his sleep
I wish my school principal would be killed in his sleep
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