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[Sunshine Bunny]

Failure, on Nov 12 2009, 09:25 PM, said:

Granted, but it's hard to leave yourself alone

I wish I could fly into a vagina and go exploring the dangers of STDS, menstration, piss, and fingers, especially fat greasy ones. Large cocks being the goliath of titanic enemies of course, lets hope she's somewhat ugly so it's not too challenging.

Granted, but it's your mom's vagina you fly into.

I wish I was manlier.

[Acid]

granted, but your pubic hair grows so fast and long you trip on it all the time.

i wish i could improve my drawings

[Angel Eyes]

Acid, on Nov 13 2009, 12:05 AM, said:

granted, but your pubic hair grows so fast and long you trip on it all the time.

I would laugh if that were actually true.

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i wish i could improve my drawings

Granted, but the drawings you feel are inferior to your own self being are actually praised by the high-acclaimed status-quo artists, so by switchings your drawings to the more modest/ self-satisfactory-superior type of art, you shall not be noticed by the "major" artists and you will live the rest of your life trying to sell your own paintings to try to live the modiest of modest comforts.

I wish I could just end the world and not make it a perfect breeding ground for my self-serving yet humane and praisable ways to spare me the effort of actually having to go through the hardships of being a legend in the most humanly form as possible....

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

Granted, but another world will grow in it's place that's just as worse. ANd you'll be on it.

I wish I could go off-campus.

[DeAgon]

wish granted.......welcome to skid row

wish i had wings and could fly

[DyingTolerance]

Granted, but you can only fly within Scotland

I wish I had the guitar I want.

[Zephyric]

Granted, but you break it.

I wish people wouldn't just barge into my room all of a sudden.

[rippa]

Granted, you no longer have a personal room, you live in the outdoors now, with no privacy.

I wish I could type as fast as I think.

[DeAgon]

granted.....you now can type 3 words a minute

wish i could time travel

[Darkness]

Yes but youre limited to the 1860's

I wish my girlfriend was in love with me :/

[ahoyxamanda]

granted, but you're no longer in love with her



i wish korey wasn't being a bitch

[Zephyric]

Granted, but you're being a bitch.


I wish I had photographic memory.

[Angel Eyes]

Granted, but all you can remember is you sliding out of mums womb, all slimy and everything.

I wish I had more money.

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

You can have more money but you'll be alone in your love life for the rest of your existence.


I wish I could recover faster

[DeAgon]

wish granted, but you can never touch alcohol again

wish i was telepathic

[Sunshine Bunny]

granted but it your powers only work with birds


I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.

[DeAgon]

wish granted......you just got fired

wish i lived in bermuda

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

You can live in Bermuda but 'll have no friends.

I wish I had my iPod

[Zephyric]

Granted, but all the files are gone.

I wish I was eating a slice of blueberry cheesecake right now.

[Angel Eyes]

Granted, but those calories are catching up to you, and you know what that means...

I wish I wasn't so bored all the time.