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[EroxXxSennin]

hey everybody

The game is simple:

the first one says what he is doing, end the next one end the story so that he gets killes

examples:

user1: i was sleeping when...

user2: achmed the dead terrorist has bombed your house
i am eating my cake...
user3: which was poisoned.. you got killed
i just kicked someones ass..

user4: as it has turned out that he is an arab with a big family and he brought all his family members and killd you
...


got it?

ok lets start:

I am reading some manga....

[sarena]

and the characters are coming to life and slicing you up.
(Fuck present tense.)

I was shopping for groceries...

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

when the groceries decided they didn't want to get eaten and ate you instead.

I was texting...

[sarena]

when your phone exploded from all the girl talk, and the little metal pieces get lodged in your head.

I was checking the mail....


This is like an awesome final destination thread.

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

^^Haha yes it is! Maybe they will come to LE and get ideas from us! (JK)

when the package you bought is actually a bomb and explodes in your face.

I was checking out LE

[sarena]

And we could play the roles and become rich and famous.

when trolls got a hold of your IP address, and set your house on fire, with you in it.

I was crowd surfing when...

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

heck yes!

everyone suddenly got struck by lightening and you were at the center of it and everyone dropped you on your head.

I was watching a cartoon...

[sarena]

when bright lights started flashing and you died from epilepsy.

I was flirting when...

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

the guy you were flirting with turned out to be a vampire and when he went down on you he sucked you and your blood dry!


I was eating chocolate

[Zephyric]

...but you didn't know it had a microbomb in it set to go off while you're taking a dump.

I was watering the plants when...

[Lisa95]

they came to live and strangled you then you fall and your head gets severed by a cutlass and someone comes to start to mow the lawn and chop you to itty bitty thea pieces

I was going to school when

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

the teacher turns into a rabid alien and commences to eat everyone in the class except you but when he/she gets to you he/she is mostly full so he/she slowly eats you piece by piece

I was painting my nails

[Kira...]

...when your nail polish brush turned into a knife and you chopped off your fingers and bleeded to death.


i was out walking...

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

WHen a rabid dog decided to bite you and you were so sad you went home and ate a bunch of sweets, not knowing you were diabetic, and you died from diabetes.


I was listening to music

[Blood~Ransom]

When Trevor McNevan came to your door and you had a heart attack.

I was writing a crazy fanfiction

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

Blood~Ransom, on Apr 28 2010, 10:34 PM, said:

When Trevor McNevan came to your door and you had a heart attack.

when the government came to the door and shot you because you had been writing about top secret information unknowingly.

It was snowing...

[Blood~Ransom]

(Oooh, sounds like a horror story...it was a dark and stormy night...)

When the lights went out, and there was an axe murderer standing in your doorway...he then proceeded to hack you to pieces...hmm. That was disturbing.

I was riding my pony...

[3.Bleeding.red.roses.8]

when the great headless horseman came and whacked off your head. But your pony was alright,


I was typing a story

[BlackBlood]

Then chucky suddenly sliced you open and killed you.



I was eating pizza

[Blood~Ransom]

When suddenly your ceiling collapsed, and obviously, you are now stuck. So you die of claustrophobia.

I was reading a manga...