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[♥i-love-you♥]

What a cheery thread.


...when you died of a heart attack. (deathnote by any chance?)

I was living...

[Emoguy#1]

... the life of a demon eating unbaptised babies souls.

I loved her so much...

[Ash.]

that you got married, had a happy life, lost the game, and had a great job.
you then tripped over, cut your hand which got infected, you then died from blood poisoning.

I was eating some pizza when....

[Emoguy#1]

.... You came across a finger. bit it, and became a mass murdering cannibal and was shot by the police. Pow pow.



I just woke up and....

[Thorned_Blue_Rose]

stepped off you bed on a roller skate and fell back hitting your neck on a table snapping it. You died.

I'm going to eat...

[Templar]

You ate a piece of food that had cyanide in it and you quickly die.

I'm listening to dirty electro dubstep.

[Ash.]

When you come across some skrillex in your itunes library, you kill yourself out of embarrassment

I was doing a card trick when

[Templar]

Ash., on 13 May 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

When you come across some skrillex in your itunes library, you kill yourself out of embarrassment

I was doing a card trick when

You can go fuck a goat and father its child; for even mentioning Skrillex.

When the Joker hops out of the deck and breaks your face. Brain splatter and debris from your shattered skull are plastered across the wall behind you.

I'm dancing mad, under the moons veil of light.