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1000 Things We've Learned From Horror Movies


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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:00 AM

21. Don't do documentaries on haunted houses.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:02 AM

22) you'd be better off not owning a cellphone

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:07 AM

23. If you meet someone creepy, they probably want to kill you.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:08 AM

24) Don't pick up hitch hikers

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:10 AM

25. Graveyards almost always harbour zombies.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:12 AM

26) Living on an Indian ground burial....not cool

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:30 AM

27) If someone has a biohazardous disease, DONT SHOOT THEM

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:42 AM

28) Destroy everything that speaks Latin

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:49 AM

29) Act very poorly, so if in fact you do survive, you wont get your head lopped off in act 1 in a sequel.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:11 AM

30) Don't ever look at a mirror in the dark.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:16 AM

31) Running never helps, nor does standing vigilant, act normal instead, like nothing's wrong, sadists hate that.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:58 AM

32) Hiding under the blanket doesn't help anymore; chances are that the ghost is hiding in there with you.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 05:02 AM

33) Don't talk to people that only you can see.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 10:10 AM

34 minorities die first

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 12:39 PM

35. Don't go into haunted houses. Even if cool people tell you it'll make you cool too if you go in.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 12:42 PM

36. Don't smoke weed while you watch a horror movie.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 12:46 PM

37. Never trust scientists fucking with shit.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:25 PM

38. Left 4 Dead after watching Horror Movies make the game more humorist.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:41 PM

39. Virginity will improve your chances significantly.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:47 PM

40.Aliens NEVER come in peace





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