41. Don't open the shower curtain; run.
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1000 Things We've Learned From Horror Movies
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:55 PM
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:57 PM
42. Dont piss off Death. He WILL get you.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 01:59 PM
43. Hot blond bitches have no intelligence and no strength.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 02:03 PM
44. 'Do you want to...' and 'Are you ready...' are generally rhetorical questions.
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45. If it didn't flinch when you hit it with heavy objects or shot it, and still survived when a building fell on it, that single bullet at the end of the film did not kill it. That is not the time to have a family reunion and forget about the "dead" monster.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 02:11 PM
46. If theres scientists on a plane acting secretive youre probably all going to die.
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47. If the monster/killer is slow as hell but strong as fuck, play the advantage and run, don't wrestle it.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 02:28 PM
48. The bad guy will always explain whats going on first.
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49. Don't go back for anyone. They're either already out, dead, in the process of becoming dead, or will become dead because of you. You will die in every case.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 02:49 PM
50) try to stay alive, you don't want to please your target audience; a bunch of angsty fags. That should motivate you more than anything.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:05 PM
51) co-ed bathrooms are not that cool
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 05:17 PM
52, When you get a call saing haved you checked the kids, dont check the kids, get the hell out
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 05:19 PM
53. There is always convenient ways out of everywhere in the event of a zombie invasion
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 05:26 PM
54) nothing dies completely or they won't have a sequel
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 08:07 PM
55) don't go in the water ...... ever
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 08:48 PM
56) Guns save lives. Always carry a gun. Make sure it is loaded at all times. Never, ever, ever hand it over to someone else.
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57) Don't answer your phone if it's not your ringtone playing.
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 05:23 AM
58. If you find a girl crying in a dark room, poke her with a stick.
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 01:03 PM
59. For fuck sake, shoot it! Don't just wait for it to maul half of the group!
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 02:13 PM
60. If it's grey and it smells, shoot it. even hobos.
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