61) sunlight and brightly lit rooms are your friends. Stay there. Stay in the light.
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1000 Things We've Learned From Horror Movies
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 08:47 PM
62) don't buy a fucked up looking doll
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 09:29 PM
63. Evil children aren't 'troubled' they're EVIL
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 09:33 PM
64) kill your children before they kill you
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 11:17 PM
65. If a child is in a dark room facing the other way and not responding, don't go over and touch its shoulder, fucking kill it and run!
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 12:49 AM
66. If a girl that wasn't really fat suddenly gets morbidly obese and says she's in pain, don't try to help her, GTFO.
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67. If you trip while running, you're screwed.
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68. A mall is the best place when a zombie attack ever occurs.
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 02:49 PM
69. The black guy ALWAYS dies.
(Not being racist at all, just look at every horror movie :/)
(Not being racist at all, just look at every horror movie :/)
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 02:52 PM
70. Don't give this huge lecture to the "dying" enemy. Shoot it first, ask questions later.
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 02:53 PM
71. No matter how hard you try, and how many bombs you use, the stupid blonde girl, who of course has no strength or intelligence, will always be able to kill anything.
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 03:09 PM
72. Don't go onto the moor!
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73. Stay on the road.
73b. Bonus: Never triple post in my topic again, or your face shall be raped and eaten by savage monkeys (I saw it in a movie once).
73b. Bonus: Never triple post in my topic again, or your face shall be raped and eaten by savage monkeys (I saw it in a movie once).
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 03:46 PM
74) Don't hope. You are going to die eventually
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 03:49 PM
75: the best things to have during a zombie apocalypse is a skateboard, a crowbar, and a pump shotgun
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 03:59 PM
76) if someone says don't watch that video, don't watch the fucking video
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Posted 05 June 2010 - 07:00 PM
77. When the lights go out suddenly, don't run around like a maniac or scream at the top of your lungs. It's no use.
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78. You must kill the zombie by destroying the head or removing the brain. I repeat destroying the head or removing the brain. (Shaun Of The Dead)
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79. Don't look behind you.
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80: If a zombie comes out of a bathtub full of water and falls on the floor... kick it's head in before it noms on your foot.
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