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#1 A heart black and bleeding

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 06:17 AM

If you had a chance to kill someone how would you do it and plz dont say you will shoot them cause thats no fun..

so plz share cause im interested..

#2 AntixD

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:12 PM

Wrong section dumb fuck.

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:39 PM

View PostAntixD, on Jun 18 2010, 07:12 AM, said:

Wrong section dumb fuck.

This. So I'll move it and then it can get spammed up so later I (or another mod) can come back and lock it.

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:41 PM

I decided, what the hell, this would make a for a creative game. So, thread hijack, now post the most creative ways to kill someone. I'll go first in the new thread.

By using hungry tigers

#5 DeAgon

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 03:26 PM

hang upside down, watch the head fill with blood he he he

that actuall reminds me of a joke....

gay guy gets called to the army recruiting office

officer) tell me son, do you think you could kill a man ?

gay) oh eventually i suppose, eventually :)

#6 Slightly Shorter Friend

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 03:46 PM

I'd lock them up and let them starve to death

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 03:50 PM

Force you to listen to Tom Waits until you choke yourself.

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 04:26 PM

Beat them to fuck.

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 06:03 PM

hack at them with a blunt spoon until they are begging for mercy and the i would set them on fire in one veeery private place, and then push them of a building naked with their private parts on fire :)

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:25 PM

(this is getting violent)

force to watch an neverending loop of Fox News

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 04:42 AM

Rip balls off, shove them down their throat and watch as they choke on their own bloody balls. Yup.

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 05:23 AM

Insulin overdose in the eye. Its untraceable as it disappears with other bodily fluids.

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 11:31 AM

Mr. Hands style.

#14 AntixD

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 11:59 AM

I'll kill someone with a cotton balls, rubbing alchohol, and a lighter. Worst way to die.

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 12:40 PM

tying them to the ground somewhere in South Texas, making hundreds of small cuts on their body, and then leaving them to nature.

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 06:53 PM

force feed them curry, them tie them to a chiar and plug their butt so they cant fart, then when they ned to fart they explode

#17 DeAgon

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 07:27 PM

View PostxX_ash_Xx, on Jun 19 2010, 07:53 PM, said:

force feed them curry, them tie them to a chiar and plug their butt so they cant fart, then when they ned to fart they explode


exceedingly creative young man, i lol'd

i would utilise the chinese death of a thousand cuts i.e

tie up and cut one part off every day, starting with an ear, then a finger !

a good operator could make it last a month i believe

#18 AntixD

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 07:45 PM

Give him a Jeffrey and burn all the furry walls. xD

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 07:50 PM

BUILD A RIDICULOUSLY BIG TOASTER AND CONVINCE THAM THAT ITS A SKYDIVING MACHIE, SO WHEN THEY GO IN, *INSERT TOASTED HUMAN HERE*

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 01:24 AM

BUILD A RIDICULOUSLY BIG TOASTER AND CONVINCE THAM THAT ITS A SKYDIVING MACHIE, SO WHEN THEY GO IN, *INSERT TOASTED HUMAN HERE*





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