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#21 Sunshine Bunny

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 05:10 AM

Oh that's just super. Really super. On the part of both people.


I would kill someone by taking them to a rugby match and have them tell the players that they are all a bunch of pussies.

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 11:18 AM

View Post?i-love-you?, on Jun 20 2010, 02:24 AM, said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LAWL!!!!

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 02:56 PM

View PostxX_ash_Xx, on Jun 19 2010, 08:50 PM, said:

BUILD A RIDICULOUSLY BIG TOASTER AND CONVINCE THAM THAT ITS A SKYDIVING MACHIE, SO WHEN THEY GO IN, *INSERT TOASTED HUMAN HERE*

WTF LMAO!

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 04:26 PM

I would toss them into the North Sea in the dead of winter

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 07:27 PM

View Postdddn, on Jun 20 2010, 03:56 PM, said:

WTF LMAO!
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 07:31 PM

View PostSunshine the Werewolf, on Jun 20 2010, 05:26 PM, said:

I would toss them into the North Sea in the dead of winter

Ain't that cold, bro.

Give them a copy of Hobbes' Leviathan. Deal with that and live, and you've earned it.

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 07:58 PM

View PostPerpetuated, on Jun 20 2010, 02:31 PM, said:

Give them a copy of Hobbes' Leviathan. Deal with that and live, and you've earned it.

This is supposed to be good natured, but you crossed the line into downright cruelty.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 02:51 AM

Well...if it was a guy first i would tie them to a chair.. I would then use a pair of blunt rusty pliers to rip his balls off..then I would get the powder from a bullet and put on the wound light it on fire to "heal it"..then I would use a spoon and remove his dick "healing it". I would shove small pieces of bamboo up his finger nails and toe nails then I would get a hand saw and slowly cut random parts off..a ear..a finger..tip of the nose etc etc..then id get a fork and reopen the original wounds so they are bleeding all nice and such I would follow by covering them in honey and releasing a bunch of ants on them after I set them out in the sun (id be in the middle of no where so they could scream and I wouldnt worry about someone hearing) id wait about 3 hour and pour clorox on them to remove the ants.. then id shove blow fish in their mouth and make them eat it so they look like they are dead and I would cut him open nice and slow to officially kill him then sew him back up and bury him out in the back and plant corn on him muahahahahah...then id go in the house for a nice cup of tea. *smiles sweetly*

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:18 AM

Tell them a little story about how their size and importance relates to the size of the universe. I might end up killing myself aswell, but somehow I think I'm used to being irrelevant.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:21 AM

Time them down and make them listen to Hannah Montana Best of both worlds CD and then make them watch Jonas L.A.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:44 AM

force them to watch all the Saw films. Hell, I would want to kill myself halfway through the third one.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:50 AM

^Those movies are amazing.

Create zombies, unleash the zombies, watch the zombies eat everyone.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:53 AM

Get them into a fight with said coati-mundi and bigmouth elephant from my movie. Or make the elephant crap himself, then choke them with his underpants.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:56 AM

Castrate the person with a plastic fork, then tie their testies to their chin to make them look like Peter from Family guy and then to top it all off, pretend i'm going to let them live but secretly put cyanide into the food/drink that i give them before i let them "leave"

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:00 AM

Be nice to them so that they finally start to cut themselves deeper and deeper because they feel they don't deserve me being nice to them. After a while they will hate themselves so much they enucleate, castrate and dissect themselves. If not, I can get to other methods.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:05 AM

lock them in a room with 500 scene kids

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 06:26 AM

View PostSunshine the Werewolf, on Oct 25 2010, 08:05 PM, said:

lock them in a room with 500 scene kids

that's monstrous

knife to the face, knife to the gut, then set their innards on fire. After ignition, place a grate and cinder blocks over the burning carcass, use it to make a philly cheesesteak sammich. Though I'd throw the sammich away. I imagine a sammich cooked over burning flesh would smell awful and probably taste funny too

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:43 AM

I'd just like to beat someone to death. With a golf club or something.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 04:16 PM

kick them in the shin. Over and over and over and over again.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 06:50 PM

We are a violent group of people.


Saw off their feet and then let them bleed to death.





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