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wish granted............you are now a pigmy in darkest africa

wish i could speak chinese

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granted, but then you forget how to speak english,

I wish I had wings so I could fly

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wish granted, now your a mosquito.......

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:o omg you didnt make a wishhh!! :o

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again i did it.......

wish i was a prince......

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Granted, but you're ass-ugly.

I wish I could read minds.

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granted but no one ever says anything nice about you. Ever. And you cannot stop reading minds


I wish I lived in Quahog, Rhode Island.

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Granted, but no one knows how to pronounce that, and no one ever visits you. Ever.

I wish I could have another brownie.

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    I am not drunk, nor am I a Klondike bar, ma'am.

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Granted, but the brownie makes you sick.

I wish I could start stuff on fire, with my mind.

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Granted, but the frist thing you set on fire is your brain.

I wish school would be cancelled tomorrow.

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granted, but then youd have to go back to school on saturday!!

I wish I could speak german!!

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granted but all German speaking people die before you can utter your first word in German


I wish that someone created a cure for AIDS

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wish granted....but the side effect is that you grow breasts

wish could be invisible

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Granted, but everyone thinks you died, and they sell all your stuff.

I wish I was in a famous fail-band.

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granted but it's Brokencyde and you win lots and lots of Grammy's and make everyone forget what "real" screamo is.


I wish I was in a Crab-core band.

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Granted, but the crabs are in the core of some place they shouldn't be.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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Granted, but you'd have to spend all those extra hours working your ass off.

I wish for world peace! :D

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Granted, every living being dies, no more fighting.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

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Granted. I have no idea what that is but sharks are cool. And by cool, I meant "they're fucking eating you and everyone else ever associated to you."

I wish I were a paladin.

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Granted, but in Age of Empires II, Paladins get owned by archers teehee

I wish my school principal would be killed in his sleep





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