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What Would You Say If You Woke Up In Bed Next To The User Above?


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#2861
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Wait so I'm in YOUR bed now?
I can't say I'm liking how this is going.

I think I'm gonna bail like the rest of these smart gentlemen. *poof*

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Grab the nearest "sharp object" and slit my very own throat... think of it as if I were... urr.. .. ..speechless?

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Shit..blood is such a bitch to to wash out...oh well!

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I'd be petrified of fear... maybe I have an STD? Perhaps now I am an HIV patient?... Who knows...?

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Not that I'm surprised that you woke up with a man (your weak comments towards this poor young lady kinda gives off an air of being a gutless coward). I'm just wondering why it has to be me... :/

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*massages shoulders* now work the body, work the body!

Templar finally has someone to argue on par with him, another guy that sounds like he's eaten a dictionary.

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View PostTemplar, on Feb 17 2011, 08:32 PM, said:

Grab the nearest "sharp object" and slit my very own throat... think of it as if I were... urr.. .. ..speechless?
You better clean up your own mess.

Can i be massaged after him?!

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Of course Miss Britty

*massages*

You're tense, been studying too hard :wub:

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*giggles*
Thank you Monsieur Pete. You can go lower you know?

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How low down are you tense? :wub:

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*cuddles*
Alright, enough sex talk. I think we should just...you know...oh what the hell. I guess we can have some more fun.

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Pshh, where's my massage first? :wub:

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Oh alright.
*massages*
Will you please lay on your stomach so i can get all of your back?

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*Lays on stomach*

Okay, but I really prefer having my stomach massaged :wub:

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Tsk, naughty naughty:P Alright, so nurse outfit or hot zombie?

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View PostBritty-kitty, on Feb 18 2011, 03:46 AM, said:

hot zombie?
!?!?!?!?!

Candi already chose the nurse outfit and there's no such thing as a hot zombie.

You'll have to choose something else :wub:

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View PostAhem, on Feb 17 2011, 10:09 PM, said:

Not that I'm surprised that you woke up with a man (your weak comments towards this poor young lady kinda gives off an air of being a gutless coward). I'm just wondering why it has to be me... :/

:wub:
I'm going to take that as you defending me so...thank you???

View PostRawrpete, on Feb 17 2011, 10:12 PM, said:

*massages shoulders* now work the body, work the body!

Templar finally has someone to argue on par with him, another guy that sounds like he's eaten a dictionary.

OMG hahahahahahahaaa!!! That is what he sounds like XD But yes agreed. Things should get interesting.


View PostRawrpete, on Feb 17 2011, 10:48 PM, said:

!?!?!?!?!

Candi already chose the nurse outfit and there's no such thing as a hot zombie.

You'll have to choose something else :P


Trust me, Britty makes ANYTHING look hot..even a zombie ^^ But I can be something other than a nurse if it helps?

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View PostThorned_Blue_Rose, on Feb 18 2011, 05:44 AM, said:

Trust me, Britty makes ANYTHING look hot..even a zombie ^^ But I can be something other than a nurse if it helps?

Nothing can make zombies look hot, they're not even cool, vampires is where it's at :tongue:

This time I'm going to be... a convict. Yeah that's different.

Tis up to you what attire you'll be bringing to the occasion.

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View PostRawrpete, on Feb 18 2011, 01:15 AM, said:

Nothing can make zombies look hot, they're not even cool, vampires is where it's at :tongue:

This time I'm going to be... a convict. Yeah that's different.

Tis up to you what attire you'll be bringing to the occasion.

Very true...or werewolves!!


I'll be your guard then ;) give me a reason to wear a cop outfit ^^

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Werewolves are ghey :tongue:

Good pick. Cop outfits are hot, I'm an escapee though and I'm not intending on going quietly ;)





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