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[♥i-love-you♥]

*you gain 1 credit*

*inserts policeman*

[purevolume]

*spits out a dragqueen*

*inserts magical unicorn dust*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*spits out me... gracefully...*

*inserts dragqueen*

[purevolume]

*you get a moneky....*

*inserts more magical unicorn dust*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*out pops a magical lepricon*

*inserts something*

[purevolume]

*machine malfunctions...*

*inserts a fake coin*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*ily gets shot out and lands 10 miles away*

*runs back and inserts coin*

[purevolume]

*you get shot out again*

*inserts lolcat*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*machine burst out laughing and spits me out, again*

*inserts rock*

[purevolume]

*rock turns into gold*

*inserts a rainbow.*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*spits out lots of me*

*inserts all the rest of me*

[LovelyDeath]

*spits out sushi*

*inserts a pepsi*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*insert pic of coca cola killing pepsi*

*inserts crushed pepsi can*

[purevolume]

*pepsi comes shooting out*

*inserts coin*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*spits out more crap*

*inserts coin*

[purevolume]

*silence*
*more silence*
*yet again more silence*
*kicks machine*
*hits machine*
*hits machine with baseball bat*
*silence*
*more silence*
*stares at machine*
What the hell?
*kicks it*
DAMMIT!
FUCK YOU MACHINE
*walks away...*
*walks away even more*
*KABOOM!*
*machine is no more...*



*inserts coin into new and improved machine*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*new improved machine reverts to old machine*

*inserts random stick from ground*

[purevolume]

*spits out a cd*

*inserts coin*

[♥i-love-you♥]

*you get a coke*

well... what did you expect...?


*inserts left shoe of curious bystander*

[purevolume]

*shoots out a party*


*insert coin*